The BEST Chicken Silencer and Toy

The idea behind our product is to keep your chickens QUIET.  The key to understanding the majority of chicken squawks is that they are out of BOREDOM!  In the morning is when chickens are most active.  The temperatures are cooler, predators have already hunted for the morning, and now is their time to EAT and PLAY!  They want to spend this time fulfilling these basic chicken needs.

Now not all of our chickens are sweet and agreeable, just like humans, some go with the flow and others go through life kicking and screaming.  These more troublesome birds want to eat not only what they want but in the process exercise and “play” or work for it!    Now here is were Nena fits in.  She wants to work for her food and she is first in line for everything.  Yet she is second in the pecking order.  Perhaps this is her way of dealing with her lower on the social ladder status.  Who knows?

So what can we promise you?  With unrestricted access to her toy, she is quiet for AT least 2 extra hours.  Thats 2 hours to drink your coffee, 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep for your neighbors, 2 hours more of uninterrupted sleep for YOU on the weekends!

Please support us by ordering any of the cheap supplies we recommend through amazon.  These plans are so simple a 5th grader could construct this ultimate chicken toy.  You probably won’t even have to go to the hardware store, you maybe able to find all the components right around the house.

Your neighbors will thank you!  Heck your family will thank you!


  1. Haha, when I click on your “The BEST chicken silencer and toy” link, it opens a page but it is obscured by a large speech bubble down the middle of the page. There is a head icon and this long rectangular white space that covers about 80% of the text so can’t read anything. Just an FYI…

    1. Author

      fixed it!
      thanks for the heads up 🙂

  2. Don’t see anywhere to purchase & download…

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